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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 08:11 PM
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The Obama Health bill has mandatory donut holes.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 08:13 PM
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1. If you fail the Death Panel they forcefeed them to you.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 08:14 PM
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2. That is exactly how I want to die.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 08:15 PM
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3. That's why we're Democrats.
:hi:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 08:19 PM
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4. Damn it! I want my country back!
The reason why I and everyone else in this room is ticked off is because we want our donuts! We don't want to be like Russia with their mandatory donut holes!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 08:26 PM
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5. There will be no negotiations with regard to the donut holes.
Purchasing donut holes will be mandatory.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 08:36 PM
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6. Damn. Obamadonutholecare is the worst thing that has ever happened to us!
The radio tells me this is worse than 9/11 so obviously it's, you know, totally bad and stuff.

:D
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 09:21 PM
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7. Yes, and its one donut hole size fits all.
Socialist donut holism.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 11:47 PM
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8. It's Socialist AND Muslimist!
because...yadda yadda birth certificate.

Pretending to be this stupid is annoying. How do they live this way?
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:04 AM
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10. Sign me up!
They look delicious.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:01 AM
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9. Yanno, at least one of us
IS a jelly donut :9
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:15 AM
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11. Then why the fuck is Glenn Beck complaining?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 06:58 AM
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12. He's already full of holes.
Holier than the rest of us.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 07:06 AM
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13. These are not the doughnuts I grew up with!!!1! n/t
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 10:54 AM
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14. Yay! Timbits!
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 11:11 AM
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15. I don't THINK so...more like Dunkin Donuts Donut Holes
They have Timbits in that nasty Canadian socialist health care system. (I know it's nasty and socialist because Sarah Palin took time off from looking at Russia from her house to tell me it was, and she wouldn't lie, now would she?)
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