Pantene Markets New Shampoo As Best For Masturbating Boyfriend In Shower (The Onion)

sasquatch

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Pantene Markets New Shampoo As Best For Masturbating Boyfriend In Shower (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pantene_markets_new_shampoo_as
CINCINNATI�In an attempt to capture a wider share of the marketplace, the Procter & Gamble corporation launched a campaign Monday to rebrand its popular Pro-V line of shampoos as the leading hair-care product for women with dry, brittle hair who also wish to manually bring their boyfriends to climax while showering.

:rofl:

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Parche

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Fri Aug-14-09 05:50 PM
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1. they renamed the product Spermtene

:rofl: :woohoo: :hi:

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sasquatch

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Fri Aug-14-09 06:12 PM
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2. Have you friended me yet on facebook, Stalin

:hi:

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Parche

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Fri Aug-14-09 06:19 PM
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3. ok

i put in request, it is now up to you my son..............:woohoo: :beer:

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sasquatch

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Fri Aug-14-09 07:33 PM
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5. Thanks

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tekisui

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Fri Aug-14-09 06:20 PM
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4. God. I read the onion at the end, yet I still clicked

expected something legit. My finger is easily duped.

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