dumpster diving or how i spent my sunday afternoon, thank you very much

vadawg

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:04 AM
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dumpster diving or how i spent my sunday afternoon, thank you very much

Edited on Sun Aug-16-09 10:05 AM by vadawg

myself and a few others had to spend 5 hours climbing through two days worth of trash, were we looking for treasure, hell no. A spoon that went missing yesterday from the jails kitchen, did we find it, hell no. Now luckily we dont have to fight the roaches in the dark places of the kitchens someone else can do that, but i hate the smell of the dumpster when its 90 degrees outside. rant over, at least im getting paid for this crap...

damn edit i meant sunday morning, lost all track of time today.....

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newcriminal

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:07 AM
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1. What exactly is your job?

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vadawg

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:31 AM
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5. deputy sheriff, dumpster diver at times...

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ThomCat

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Mon Aug-17-09 12:30 AM
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8. Damn.

You are not someone I would want to trust with a badge and a gun.

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LeftyMom

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Mon Aug-17-09 12:41 AM
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9. +1

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petronius

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:12 AM
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2. You must use some really expensive spoons at that jail - I'd hate to think what you'd have to do

if one of the crystal decanters went astray... :)

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cwydro

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:20 AM
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3. Spoons can be made into weapons.

I would imagine that's why they're looking for it.

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vadawg

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:32 AM
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6. lol, nope its the weapons thing, we are real paranoid about stuff like that

we even locked the whole jail down for the past 40 hours or so, no visits, no rec, nothing...

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petronius

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Sun Aug-16-09 11:33 PM
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7. I did know that - I've watched all six seasons of Oz, after all

I am a bit reassured about the intellectual caliber of America's criminal underworld, however: who steals a spoon when there are forks and knives in the same drawer? :)

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rug

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:21 AM
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4. Find the key too.

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applegrove

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Mon Aug-17-09 11:07 PM
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10. I used to regularly (well twice) throw my retainor out when I ate lunch at public school.

So I've spent my fair share of time in a dumpster.

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