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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:56 AM
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I have reached a stage of paranoia where I think I am dying with every little pain.
I will give you an example. Last night, I got a little twitch in my...

Wait a second...

FUCKING OUCH!!!

er...I gotta go...see you later.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 12:17 PM
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1. We're watching you, you know.
Every move you make, every breath you take. Except when you go to the little philboy's room, because frankly, we don't want to see that.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 01:35 PM
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7. I knew deep down that I wasn't being paranoid.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 12:20 PM
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2. Nice to know...
that the little doll I got from the Haitian lady is working so well...:evilgrin:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 12:35 PM
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4. heh-heh, a bargain at 1/2 the price?
:rofl:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 01:15 PM
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5. The pins came with it for free!
:P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 01:35 PM
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8. That explains it!
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 12:23 PM
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3. Every second you kive you get one second closer to your death
live with it!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 01:34 PM
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6. Thank you. This helps me with my depression.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 01:57 PM
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9. The paranoids are watching you.
And Dick Cheney has a dedicated CCTV feed to his secret bunker of YOUR BEDROOM!
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