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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 06:26 PM
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Her silky blond hair and gorgeous eyes caught his attention...
from across the room at the crowded party.

He looked at her, and everyone else faded away...he could see only her.

She smiled at him. He smiled back with a boyish grin.

He was drawn to her beauty like a magnet.

She immediately fell in love with his boyish grin and brown eyes.

He made his move.

As he walked toward her, she lowered her head and blushed slightly.

They met. She said "hello".

He said "Hello...my name is *BURPPPP*"

She looked at him with shock, said "excuse me", and walked away.

He stood there alone with his Cheeto breath...humiliated.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 07:17 PM
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1. John Edwards?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 07:39 PM
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2. Sometimes, in life, you must make a choice.


Or not.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 09:26 PM
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3. ....
:puke:

just saying


lost
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 09:40 PM
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4. I wouldn't have minded 'cause:
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Beer on a stick Donating Member (421 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 09:48 PM
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5. ............
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 09:58 PM
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6. ...........
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 10:26 PM
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8. such a happy looking puppy
(or is it a kitty?)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 10:28 PM
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9. I paid the guy $200 for a burro. It better be a burro.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 10:56 PM
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10. oh, is that what it is?
heehaww
you going to pack your gear and go stake a mining claim?









PS
you can adopt a burro from the BLM for $50
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 10:11 PM
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7. It was my first time ever,
Edited on Sun Aug-16-09 10:11 PM by pokerfan
It was my first time ever,
And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
We were all alone:
Just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were brown,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best,
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame;
All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 10:58 PM
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11. OMG
you got me good:spank: :spank: :rofl:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:13 PM
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13. I wonder
Edited on Sun Aug-16-09 11:28 PM by pokerfan
how many here have actually milked a cow. I grew up on a farm and while we didn't have any dairy, our neighbors had a couple of milk cows.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:23 PM
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14. I've milked a few,
but it was always for "medical" reasons, not for milk (mastitis or just an old soggy cow that was too big for her new born). Never milked a milk cow.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 10:58 PM
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12. more room outside than in
what I have always heard......
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