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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 08:23 PM
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Fake arms and fake legs..he is a por*************..the word didn't come up in the spell check
But he was my ex's father...one time when he was down getting plaster for his shop he got snowed in at our place. My Ex walked across the room with a loaded bong hit and my ex-inlaw insisted that he take a toke or two. He wasn't going anywhere.....why not? He smokes weed but only when he is getting it from his son.

My freeper mother needs to do a "B" or two and get over things.....
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 08:28 PM
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1. The crack is getting to your head
or the beer to mine. I read your post 20-11 times and feel like I've fell in a void. :P

:hug:
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 08:56 PM
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2. Whew! I was getting worried it was just me.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:29 PM
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8. No, this makes perfect sense. The answer is:
4lbs of galvanized roofing nails, a gross of martini olive swords and a jar of Mentholatum ointment.

The bees won't come back for a month or so.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:21 PM
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3. say can I get some of that weed?
It sounds like it must be fucking awesome weed!
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:23 PM
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My pamplemousse lift taxi good, strong.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:25 PM
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5. ...
:spray: :rofl:
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Eyerish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:23 PM
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4. uhhh...yes?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:25 PM
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6.  Error: You can't recommend threads from this forum. this thread is awesome.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:27 PM
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7. hey Roon
are you OK? Hope so - this is turning into a funny thread.:hi:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:40 PM
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9. paraplegic? quadruple amputee?
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:44 PM
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10. Porpoise? Porcupine? Portobello mushroom?
:shrug:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-16-09 11:46 PM
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11. portmanteau? porch? porky pig?
:shrug:
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 03:42 AM
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12. I think the proper response to this thread is to show up four hours late.
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 05:51 AM
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13. I will have some of what you are having!
please?

:applause: :rofl:
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Eyerish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 09:11 AM
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14. kick for awesomeness...
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 09:14 AM
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15. Twas brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe...

Just sayin'.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 09:23 AM
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16. Did you once work for James Thurber?
:yourock:
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