What is the best pick up line you heard or used?

NJmaverick

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Mon Aug-17-09 06:28 AM
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What is the best pick up line you heard or used?

Did it work?

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HopeHoops

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Mon Aug-17-09 07:08 AM
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1. I knew a guy who swore by one method.

He'd just walk up and say, "want to fuck?" He claimed that out of ten women he would get slapped nine times and laid once.

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unpossibles

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:14 AM
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10. I don't believe in methods or lines, BUT

one night I was really, really drunk and dancing with a really, really beautiful woman. I meant to just think it, but I said it out loud: "I really want to fuck you!"

She laughed at me, and told me she respected my honesty, and ....

Again, I never use pickup lines or any of that crap - I'd rather just have an honest conversation with someone I am interested in, but.... yeah. It worked the one time I said something like that, although I would generally advise against it.

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applegrove

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Mon Aug-17-09 11:04 PM
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2. I'm humpty dumpty are you freeto lay?

Actually I've never used a pick up line myself. But I thought that old joke would fit in here perfectly. LOL!

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NJmaverick

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Tue Aug-18-09 07:44 AM
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8. lol, I like it

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Mon Aug-17-09 11:07 PM
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3. wanna dance? do not ask this on a slow song.

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NJmaverick

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Tue Aug-18-09 07:45 AM
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9. Hi my name is _____ what's yours _______

sometimes works

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ccharles000

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Mon Aug-17-09 11:11 PM
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4. I read this somewhere

Edited on Mon Aug-17-09 11:16 PM by ccharles000

is that a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in your pants

and

Hey baby there's a party in my socks. Why don't your pants come down?

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TokenQueer

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Mon Aug-17-09 11:14 PM
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5. "As long as I have a face... you'll have a seat."

(success rate data inconclusive)

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-17-09 11:17 PM
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6. HI

Yep

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704wipes

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Mon Aug-17-09 11:21 PM
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7. Think it will rain?

punchline to an old joke

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