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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 02:58 PM
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Dumbest warning label EVER!!
This is on a Norelco shaver I just bought.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 03:02 PM
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1. "Do Not Cut the Black Flag Pole" ?
That's not such a bad warning... ;)
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 03:11 PM
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2. the inevitable result of an overly litigious society
"Cape does not enable user to fly."
As seen on a Batman Costume
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 03:58 PM
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4. It all goes back to health care!
:) :P
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 03:57 PM
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3. some idiot thought it would be a good idea to do such
the same ones who take their push lawnmowers and try to trim the hedges with.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 03:59 PM
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5. My favorite is still the windshield sun shades
that say "DO NOT DRIVE WITH SHADE IN PLACE"

I mean, who...?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 04:09 PM
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6. Of course.
You're supposed to use your teeth.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 04:23 PM
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7. Most ignored warning is on handicapped parking tag.
Edited on Mon Aug-17-09 04:24 PM by trof
"Remove before driving"
How many idiots have you seen driving with that blue and white tag hanging from the rear view mirror?
It blocks a significant portion of your forward vision.

I have one.
When I park in a handicapped slot, I hang it on the mirror.
When I leave it goes back in the glove compartment*.



*There are NO gloves in the glove compartment.
Never have been.
:wtf:
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 04:25 PM
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8. "But I wanted a CORDLESS razor!"
Duh!
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 04:28 PM
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9. It probably isn't true, but my favorite
Label on baby stroller: Remove child before folding. Later amended to: Remove child before folding stroller.
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