What is the best pick up line response you've heard or used?

"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

"Yes. I work the reception desk at the VD clinic."

60% of the time it works every time.

"At your house,doing obscene things to your mom with a fork"

many a moon ago (about 35 years to be exact), was in a little out of the way bar, frequented, for the most part, by farmers and travelers. There was a young farmer named "Phil" who came in on a daily basis. He would buy a beer, was very quiet, respectful of me, tipped well, and never gave me any trouble whatsoever.

One Saturday night, when I wasn't working, I went up to listen to a band. Phil was there and asked me to dance a slow dance with him. Well, I did and boy, howdy, did he smell yummy. I said, "Phil, you smell good! What do you have on"?, to which he replied "A hard on but I didn't know you could smell it".

OMG! I turned every shade of red possible ( had led a somewhat sheltered life up to that point of 23) and to this day it is my favorite pick-up story! :rofl:

got to give him credit for honesty? Did the line work?
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forgotten it! :rofl:

Works every time.

Oh, political humor.

Didn't read the subject line properly. :hide:

...or just a flat out proposition?


It has been a while...
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my response.."okay" :mad:

No, but I'm guessing your balls came with your underwear.

An ugly exchange to witness I tells ya. :rofl:

Worked very well, giving and receiving, back when I was single.

"In your dreams!" was the usual response.