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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:04 PM
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A very lame Joke. How Worcester Sauce got it's name.
A group of men were sitting around the table about to eat some steaks that one man's wife had cooked.
The wife had also made up a special sauce that was a big hit with the guys.
One Guy says: "Hey Martha, What's this here sauce?"
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:19 PM
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1. A1
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:38 PM
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2. Don't give up your day job.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:48 PM
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5. My next door neighbor's son told me the joke. Not bad for an 8 year old.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:39 PM
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3. Ok...so when does the joke happen?
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 08:36 AM
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12. +1
:rofl:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 03:20 PM
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16. When I kick my naive Ass for ever posting the damn thing.
:) :)
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:48 PM
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4. I don't get it.
:shrug:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 07:17 AM
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8. Whatthishere
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 08:29 AM
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10. That doesn't sound like "wooster"
:shrug:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 03:14 PM
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13. A lot of Southeners pronounce it Whus-sta-shear
to each his own.
I've never understood why some New Yorkers say For-aa for 4
or poc for park.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:50 PM
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6. More jokes like that, and you will soon ketchup with Henny Youngman
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 03:17 PM
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15. Ugh, I should pound you repeatedly on the bottom for that pun
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 04:02 PM
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17. As you should!
It was truly terrible, wasn't it?

I couldn't help it. I'm a saucy lad.
Damn it! There I go again.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 12:05 AM
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7. My grandfather told me that joke thirty seven years ago.
It's still not funny.
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 07:33 AM
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9. You talk funny
"Worcester" is pronounced (roughly) "Wooster". For your joke to work better, you need to call it "Worcestershire" sauce, this being pronounced "Woostersheer".

(This has been a service of "Over-Analyse Unfunny Gags To Make Them Even Less Funny, Inc")
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 08:34 AM
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11. i prefer the Boston pronunciation of "WISST-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
Edited on Thu Aug-20-09 08:35 AM by Blue_Tires
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 03:17 PM
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14. You're right. My Bad. My ignorance, (never use the stuff)
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