How long would it take Chuck Norris to track YOU down?

Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:39 PM
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How long would it take Chuck Norris to track YOU down?

How would you continue avoiding him?

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PVnRT

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:52 PM
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1. A Chuck Norris joke?

These stopped being funny a while ago.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:59 PM
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2. I'm afraid that attempts to deflate Chuck will not result in him setting aside his task.

Nice try, though :shrug: :rofl:

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arbusto_baboso

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:00 PM
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3. Well, Chuck only PLAYS a special ops soldier....

Whereas, I actually WAS one.

I would be tracking down Chuck, not vice versa. Though, I might let him *think* he was doing the tracking...

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:01 PM
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5. I like it! I sense the makings of a new "reality" show...

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arbusto_baboso

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:05 PM
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8. Aren't there enough reality shows that ridicule geriatric has-beens?

And I was talking about Chuck, not myself.

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:09 PM
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12. Alas, WE are the next geriatric has-beens to face ridicule.

Knowing that it's inevitable, we first get in our own shots.

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LostInAnomie

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:01 PM
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4. Pretty much as long as it would take to drive from TX to IN.

It's not like I move that much throughout my day.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:02 PM
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6. You have to make an effort! At least start using a different Starbucks or sumpin'!

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LostInAnomie

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:04 PM
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7. Meh... I've lived a full life.

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:07 PM
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10. Apapthy might just be the ticket to avoiding his...whatever it is he does.

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Bucky

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:05 PM
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9. I'd pick up a gun and blend into healthcare debate crowd

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kentauros

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Thu Aug-20-09 03:07 PM
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11. I'd let him track me down.

Then take pics of him, post them to The Lounge, and let y'all take him apart :D

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