The Big Mac is the crappiest burger ever

WTF is up with that extra bun?

Condiments of all sorts have stood like the Berlin Wall between me and fast food for decades. And I'm still overweight...

I'm good with just mustard or horseradish. And a slice of sweet onion is a must.

:puke:

But that's like debating the difference between cleaning up beer puke and beer shits from a pink shag carpet.

Sadly, I have moved to Minnesota and can only indulge on occasional trips to California. One Double-Double, please, and fries. Thanks. And I don't even mind the bible verses on every disposable wrapper and other item in the place.

i am having that tonight....:woohoo: :hi:

people are still eating those, oh well.

Two all beef patties: "We found a dead thing on the side of the road that MIGHT have been a cow at some point."

Special sauce: "There was some shit left in the fridge so we mixed it together."

Lettuce: "Lawn clippings will do just fine."

Cheese: "Might be Velveeta, might be SPAM, we aren't sure."

Pickles: "These came out of a jar. I think they're actually pickles."

Onions: "Run them through the food processor again, that should get rid of the slimy parts."

on a Sesame Seed bun: "Someone set another mouse trap. One was walking on the stale bread again."

Just turn it into a jingle!

Poo-poo me if you like, but the Big Mac is probably my favorite fast food burger (not including Five Guys Burgers). It's the only burger I have no need to put ketchup on.

And yes, I do know "special sauce" is thousand island dressing. That doesn't make it any less delicious.

Don't get me wrong, I like tomatoes on my burgers, but every once in a while it is good for a change.

the most fattening things on the planet! But mmm mmm good!

Maybe once a year if that, but they are tasty.

The local Papa John's near where I work is so desperate that they are running a $5 large cheese pie special(Take-out only. Attn: NYCers, it's the one on Flatbush near Tilden St.) and they've subleased half the store to a Checkers Burgers, Fries and Colas.

I was standing there waiting in line for my pizza and I'm looking at the Checkers menu board. Bacon double cheeseburgers, Chili double cheeseburgers, Cheese Double Cheese, The Big Buford(Think two Burger King Whoppers, one bun.), 32oz. Banana milkshake. One of the good things about NY is that all restaurants have to post the calories information on the menu for every item. I didn't know whether to laugh at the people trying to get their cholesterol fix or get sick in my hat. I did the math, the average Checkers meal combo has 1700 calories!