I just discovered my lips are aflame - Democratic Underground

taterguy

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Sat Aug-22-09 03:27 PM
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I just discovered my lips are aflame

PSA: Never light a cigarette that's been soaking in spilled vodka

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Aug-22-09 03:41 PM
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1. Don't smoke and drink

while posting!

Sorry for your lips, but you've learned the lesson.

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taterguy

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Sat Aug-22-09 04:09 PM
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2. Vodka's spilled, I'm not drinking

Actually ingesting anything is a bit problematic right now

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Bucky

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Sat Aug-22-09 04:12 PM
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3. Technically, that's true. If the vodka's spilled, you'd be "lapping up" or "sucking carpet"

This is why I only drink vodka on hard wood floors.

Well, maybe I'm in a chair at the start of the evening. But trust me, eventually I'm on the hard wood floor.

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Aug-22-09 04:21 PM
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4. Man, I'd drink to that!

I'm sorry. Next time, try the Whisky flavored cigarillos.

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