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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 11:30 AM
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I apologize for every post that I have ever put in here.
OK...now I have a blank slate.

My next fucking apology will be about 15,000 posts from now.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 11:32 AM
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1. Wait a minute. That smoking in the gas station post was pretty good.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 11:40 AM
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3. I'm touched that you remembered...
:cry:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 11:32 AM
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2. Fuck that noise! Call everyone assholes.
If you've got a blank slate, you might as well draw on it!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:30 PM
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16. I can't. I'm a gentleman.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 12:34 PM
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4. What time does the World Series start today?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 01:36 PM
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5. Bless you for remembering...
:hug:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 04:15 PM
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6. You're welcome you fucking idiot
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:04 PM
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7. Your exact words in the original OP were "You stupid fuck".
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:12 PM
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8. Please fuck off and die
leftymotherfucker and the prick who likes to ride bikes and drink until he causes turmoil. I've got smallville episodes to watch.

Bye chumps.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:28 PM
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13. Mom? Is that you?
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:31 PM
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17. She thinks you've fallen in with a bad crowd (taterguy)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:35 PM
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20. My mom does? Well...
she's smoking weed and drinking cheap beer at the nursing home, so she has room to talk.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:37 PM
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22. But she's not doing it with taterguy, that's the difference...
...Is she? :scared:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:40 PM
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24. Thanks for the nightmare, Buelah.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 06:08 PM
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10. I apologize for not memorizing every fucking post I've made on this site
I'll probably forget this one in about 10 minutes
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:27 PM
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12. That's OK! I will remember for you. That is why we are here...to help each other!
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 05:59 PM
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9. I apologize for turning so many of them into sex threads
:cry:<---Jimmy Swaggert impersonation smiley
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:29 PM
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14. It's OK Buelah...someone has to...
:D
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 06:10 PM
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11. I'm sorry, which one are you again?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:30 PM
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15. I'm that guy.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:31 PM
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18. How long is your post?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:33 PM
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19. It is not as long as the thread that never dies.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:43 PM
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27. You'd like it to be, tho, woodentcha?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:44 PM
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29. No. I am very very happy with myself.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:49 PM
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30. Will you do us a happy dance?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:51 PM
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31. Yes...I'm doing it now.
In my black socks and yellow speedo. What do you think?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:54 PM
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32. I'm so turned on I have to.....
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:55 PM
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33. Yes yes...that's the reaction I usually get...
It's not easy being me.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:57 PM
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34. Thank GOD you never post your picture
We'd never leave our computers.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:58 PM
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36. That's right. DU would shut down because even the men would be frozen with desire.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 08:53 PM
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39. They'd be "burning" with desire.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:07 PM
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42. I know. I know.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:31 PM
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45. It's the yellow speedo.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:36 PM
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46. That, and my professional wax job.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:19 PM
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58. OMG.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:21 PM
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59. That's right, graywarrior. That's right. Old Alan ain't looking so good now, is he?
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:05 PM
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49. 3
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:05 PM
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50. .
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:05 PM
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51. 1
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:05 PM
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52. 4
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:06 PM
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53. 1
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:06 PM
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54. 5
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:06 PM
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55. 9
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:06 PM
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56. 2
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 10:07 PM
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57. etc....
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:36 PM
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21. Did the bat leave?
How did turning on the outside light and opening the door work out for you?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:37 PM
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23. Yes....that worked...
:hi:
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:44 PM
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28. Cool, good to know. n/t
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backwoodsbob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:40 PM
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25. can you pass that shit?
seriously...quit the bogart shit
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:41 PM
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26. Here...
take a hit.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:57 PM
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35. Will you apologize for every post you didn't
sorry, there's the phone - brb
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 07:59 PM
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37. Well, in fact...
hold on...urgent email....
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 08:41 PM
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38. It isn't a REAL apology until you've apologized
as many times as I have over the years. Ya gotta grovel. :P :hug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:07 PM
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41. crim son....
I hope you are well this evening. :hug:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:07 PM
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40. It's about time.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:13 PM
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43. I would have done it sooner...
but I was busy with something very very important. :hi:

Enjoy every sandwich. :)
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:13 PM
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44. Hey there!
We're even...You have a blank slate, and I am a blank slate...:crazy:

That even wipes out every single darn time that you have *burped* and not said 'excuse me!'

So forever more...consider yourself excused.
:hug:
:loveya:

peace~
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:38 PM
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47. Only for you...
I will humbly say "excuse me".

You are FAR from a blank slate...I could only hope to have your sensibilities.

:hug: :loveya:
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:59 PM
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48.  : )
Oh my!:hug:

I've heard this all my life: "For someone so seemingly intelligent, you really don't have any common sense!"
Note the word 'seemingly'........

Thank you...:hug:


peace~
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 11:20 PM
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60. I'll kick your ass every 1000 posts
to keep you on track; yes INDEED
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:00 AM
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61. That would help me Skittles...
thank you.
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