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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 01:56 PM
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woman finds Jesus in a rock
















http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/mich_thumb/Woman_finds_Jesus_in_rock_saves_it
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 02:02 PM
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1. Pretty old aged rock and been Clefed on the edges
Might make a nice song "Rock of ages, cleft for me..."
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 05:38 PM
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4. It would need a catchy tune...
:rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 02:42 PM
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2. "How old is the rock?"
"2,000 years", says the finder.

"Looks like it dates back to the early Cenozoic era, about 50 million years old," says the geologist.

Finder punches geologist. "Heratic!" he screams. "Pray to Jesus for your soul, because your Devil-serving body is mine!"

Geologist jumps up, grabs rock, clouts finder on the noggin. Finder collapses in a heap. Geologist peers closely rock in his hand. "Yup," he says, "Early Cenozoic period."
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 05:39 PM
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5. lolol
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TokenQueer Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 05:40 PM
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6. Tee Hee!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 03:00 PM
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3. That isn't Jesus - it is a crow holding a lopped off scrotum in its beak.
I can't imagine Jesus doing that - besides, he would be fucking Limbaugh size with those proportions, in which case the scrotum would just be his chin.

Whatever it is, it ain't Jesus.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 05:41 PM
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7. Looks more like bigfoot to me
:shrug:
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