Have you ever mooned someone?

Have you ever been mooned?

And anyone who says otherwise is a goddamn liar

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:rofl:

i was even more of an ill-behaved, spoiled, entitlement-minded little bastard of a shit back then...

and once in high school (in fact, the dude mooned our entire bus)

It was quite the sport when I was in high school. :rofl:

no and no

No, and no.

:hi:

I could think of that wasn't already taken when I first signed up on DU. All my usual noms de plume were taken, and I had to revert to an old nom de guerre.

and yes. :rofl: I had some crazy friends in college, lol!

:hi:

Easier to just flip someone off.

I actually once accidentally mooned my ex-mother-in-law.

Yeah. That went over really well....

I drunkenly mooned a group of my friends, and my ex's parents had been there but I thought they had left already. Anyway, so I stuck my ass up to a large plate glass window, and was pretty proud of myself until I later found out my mother-in-law had been sitting inside, and pretty close too!

On the bright side, we didn't like each other that much anyway....

:rofl:

I've mooned Miz t. and we got mooned at a college football tailgate party.
;-)

but I've mooned a news-camera doing an investigative report on rowdy off-campus drinking and parties...my butt was on the Channel 7 news in DC. Then, it was one of the newsclips they ran every time they ran a story about off-campus drinking at CUA. My blurry ass was on the Channel 7 news in DC a lot. My dorm neighbor was shown leading a conga down 13th Street in his underwear.

I also pressed my buttocks against a brand-new plate-glass viewing wall in the background of a university press conference, on-camera, while Fr. O'Connell was speaking at the ribbon-cutting for the new University Center.

College. :rofl: I was such a degenerate.

speaking of mooning...

There was a diner on Route 1&9 in Elizabeth, NJ that had an incredibly fat waitress working there. 5'2" tall and almost as wide and one night when I was there she jumped up on a seat by the window and mooned Route 1. The traffic didn't seem to notice, but an older couple was walking up to the front door at the time and shrieked before running back to their car.

Hilarity ensued.

I have been mooned several times. The best one was after one of my high school football games--the entire opposing football team mooned us--there was a bare butt in every window of that big yellow school bus.



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I have mooned & been mooned.

My brother-in-law is the king of mooning. He likes to create a "pressed ham" by shoving his butt cheeks against a window.

or very pissed off window washers (if they have figured out what makes that sort of print)

tennis racket.

But the details are classified!

Of course they only seemed like hot chicks to a 12 year old geek. They were probably 14 or so, but that image, or rather my hormone distorted recollection of that image, was like a shining beacon of hope throughout my adolescence. Which ended last week, by the way.

C

over there?

What he neglected to understand we were returning to my berth which was in the harbor directly in view of the entrance to the restaurant on the other side of the breakwater. I felt laser eyes from people leaving and stopping to glare at us while were putting the boat to bed.

Decades late, we laugh about it, but I was really pissed that day.