People of Wal-Mart

http://peopleofwalmart.com/



Which reminds me... 10 fun things to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares', ... and see what happens.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through say 'PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!!'
10. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!!'

I was JUST going to post the text (keep it handy) in response to your pictures when I realized you had the short version in the OP.

Subject: Banned from Target.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred
to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women -
she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter
from the local Target.


Dear Mrs.Donahue,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Donahue, are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking .

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away?. This caused the employee to
leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that
in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and
costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7.. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called..

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the
clerks passed out.

:rofl:

Crude - but hilarious -- http://thewvsr.com/TheWVSRgame.htm

Thanks.

A Google search was not helpful. :shrug:

There was a woman who worked at our little village store who had one when I was a kid. She'd hold her cigarette up to it to smoke. Always weirded me out.

But isn't that why she had to have the tracheotomy to begin with? :wow:

Takes "addict" to a whole new level.

:spray:

:toast:

I mean, I am by far and away no fashionista, but at least when I go out in public my appearence won't frighten children and old people.

And in the lower picture, where is that person's crotch?