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WileEcoyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-30-09 11:05 PM
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How to get out of jurors duty

How to get out of jurors duty: Just let the attorneys know you've done any one of the following:


1. Attended a Sarah Palin rally.

2. Dressed up in Paul Revere costume at a tea bagger convention.

3. Tell them you watch more than ten minutes of Glen Beck each week.

4. Tell them you are certain that President Obama is a citizen of Indonesia.

5. That he's lived in this country for 48 years under a false birth certificate.



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Fake being a Republican. Not orgasms.
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