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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 01:58 PM
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DRUGS FOR SALE....HERE!!!! First come, first served. All sales final.
I finally cleaned out my medicine cabinet. I am offering the following for sale.

Half full bottle of Compound W circa 1978...... $1.00

Huge Neosporin tube with about 1/2 inch of goop remaining in it.....$0.75

St. Joseph's Baby Aspirin.....50 Ct. bottle...expired June 1967.... $0.75

1 Gallon of Vaseline from 1974....has hardened into a cracked mess....free

Anti-fungal powder...expired Jan 1980.....$3.00

64 ounces of Visine...last used in college...1978......$1.00

10 cases of "Stink-B-Gone" Underarm deodorant pads...circa 1981...$1.00 per case
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:00 PM
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1. If I buy the Compund W, will you throw in the shipping for the Vaseline?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:01 PM
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2. For you, yes.
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:03 PM
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3. underarm pads?
Do you swipe your pits with them, or do you leave them there?

Oh, and you misspelled hugh. :P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:05 PM
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4. You duct tape them to your armpits.
Edited on Mon Aug-31-09 02:06 PM by LeftyFingerPop
I'll throw in the duct tape for free.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:09 PM
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5. St. Joseph's Baby Aspirin.....50 Ct. bottle...expired June 1967.... $0.75
This brings back some memories I don't have, since I was a baby then. Do you accept the Centurion American Express card?

And I take the anti-fungal powder too, if you don't mind. You didn't sniff any of it, did you?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:12 PM
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7. I'm sorry, but I can only accept "Diners Club" for that particular item.
And no, I did not "sniff" the powder, but you will be better off not knowing what I DID do with it.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:27 PM
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9. Darn, such an occasion ...
I don't have Diners Club, whatever this is. I'll send you a cheque! Just download this here and show it to an American bank of your trust:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:41 PM
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10. LOL!
I'll cash it!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 05:12 PM
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12. Just be real serious,
and if the cashier is reluctant to accept it, raise hell, like "Did you see who signed it? CALL ME - FRAKKIN' - WESLEY! There's the puppy and the flower in his signature. DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT? Get me your manager. NOW!"

You'll get $ 19.95 out of it, I promise! And a free toy from your trusted American bank, too.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:47 PM
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11. OMG...
A smile a day...
So late in the day...
And you made me laugh!
Thank you!

And what makes it funnier is that he'll actually try to cash it!

Thanks for making my day!!


peace~
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 05:14 PM
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13. Thank you!
Speaking about of late ... past midnight here, so I'll crumble. :hug:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:11 PM
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6. wow... I have way better drugs than you do
but mine aren't for sale.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 02:13 PM
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8. I don't sell my good ones either...
I just sell my old drugs to get money to buy more good drugs.
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 06:46 PM
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14. I'm very impressed!
You must have studied very hard in college, to need so much Visine! We need more fine posters such as yourself!:applause:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 07:09 PM
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17. At last, my brilliance is appreciated.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 07:01 PM
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15. Vaseline is a drug?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 07:09 PM
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16. When used correctly, yes.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 09:08 PM
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19. I'm assuming you carve it into the shape of a suppository
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 07:46 PM
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18. oh, gimme the neosporin
I'm doctoring a dumb old horse with a big hole in his neck - I could use that.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 10:23 PM
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20. This DUer might want some "Stink-B-Gone"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9011091

If you're successful with this I'll make a fortune from the 3 year old Tan Towells I have in my medicine cabinet...
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-01-09 12:42 AM
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21. If you mix all that together and cook it at 400 for 20 minutes...it makes cocaine
Either that or McDonalds Secret Sauce - I forget
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