Men have spent thousands of years attempting to understand the point of existence. The question of God has been raised. Religious questions have been asked and contemplated.
Today, my friends, I have definitive proof of Gods existence.
Yet you must be wondering, "How, army, could you possibly know that God truly does exist?"
My friends, I give you the Iphone/Ipod touch Chipotle burrito application...
I can be sitting in class and order a burrito that I can pick up after class. I can order from my couch, go to Chipotle and have a beautiful Chicken/Pinto/Rice/Medium Salsa/Corn Burrito waiting for me like a diamond waiting to be discovered.
It's just so...beautiful :cry: