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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:17 PM
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If you have a Bush/Cheney sticker on your bumper DO NOT TAKE MY PARKING SPACE!
Yep, someone from the bible thumping group parks in my space every damn day when I leave so today when I came home and couldn't park I marched into the community hall, found the culprit and told her to move from my assigned space. And she tried to argue with me!!!!! She didn't believe me that I live here! I felt like screaming PUBLIC OPTION in her face. Grrrrrrrrr.

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:23 PM
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1. Make a nice little sign that says "I'M A FUCKING MORON!"
Tape it to the back of her car next time - like over the license plate to get a cop's attention. I know, the Bush/Cheney sticker already says that, but sometimes it needs a little emphasis.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:24 PM
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2. Laughing my ass off, here.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:29 PM
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3. Rinse and repeat
Every time she parks there, leave a new sign - "I Burn Money While Having Sex", "Eat My Oversized Depends", "God Hates Ferrets", "TODAY'S SPECIAL: BJ $20", etc.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:30 PM
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4. Hahahahahaa! You're as demented as me.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:31 PM
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5. You're the one with the duck
In my most demented dreams I can't aspire to that level.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:32 PM
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6. Don't try to fool me.
I've read many of your posts. You are mental.

lol
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:34 PM
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7. Okay, I admit it.
I'm wearing Sponge Bob underwear.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:39 PM
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8. I just KNEW it!
:spank:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:50 PM
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9. And I knew I would get spanked.
Do it again.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:52 PM
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10. OK
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 04:39 PM
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12. BABE thing!
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 03:41 PM
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11. Get her phone number......post it in a creative place.
wink wink nudge nudge.
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