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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 07:54 PM
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Maine man arrested for climbing into waste vault below women's outhouse...second offense!


SEPTEMBER 1--For the second time, a Maine man has been arrested for climbing down into the waste vault below an outhouse in a national park. Gary Moody, 49, is facing federal charges for a Memorial Day incident at a campground in the White Mountain National Forest, where he was first arrested in 2005 after being spotted in the waste vault beneath a women's toilet (at the time Moody claimed he dropped his wedding ring down the toilet and climbed in to the vault to retrieve it). According to an affidavit filed last week in U.S. District Court in Portland, a nine-year-old boy waiting to use the bathroom noticed that "the toilet had been pulled out and was lying on the floor. At that point a man popped out of the hole leading to the waste vault." After a few minutes, a "completely wet" man exited the restroom and told the boy, "Man, sorry about that, I was getting my shirt." After learning of the bizarre incident, federal investigators immediately suspected Moody had been in the vault "based on the extremely rare nature of this type of activity." When interviewed at his home, Moody admitted climbing into the vault, claiming that his shirt had fallen into the waste chamber. Moody claimed that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty." When a federal agent commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent. When asked if he had "ever had counseling because of the outhouse problem," Moody said no, adding that he had "anger toward society because of how he was treated after he was found in the pit of a National Forest outhouse in 2005." Pictured above in a mug shot taken after that bust, Moody--now facing three misdemeanors--is due in federal court on September 16 for an initial appearance.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0901091outhouse1.html
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 07:59 PM
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1. That dude needs an anthem:
Edited on Sat Sep-05-09 08:13 PM by Deja Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqM93jWMhCM
That's crappy enough; any song about shit hitting the fan will do...
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 08:01 PM
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2. Wasting away waist deep in waste.
What a waste.

He must've been wasted.
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 08:12 PM
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3. He is in deep shit now.
somebody had to post it.
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1Hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 08:16 PM
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4. "Wasting away again in outhouse crapper ville......"
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Po_d Mainiac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 10:01 PM
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5. Someone has to explain
what "shit-faced" means Bad brain :banghead:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 12:47 AM
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11. Oh shit...
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 10:09 PM
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6. I'd say he's in deep shit since he's been arrested for this same thing before.
The proverbial fecal material has hit the whirling blades and he's just shit out of luck.

He's probably pretty pissed off right now.


Laura

I had to do it, I swear.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 10:09 PM
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7. Yes yes, we knew him well in North Conway.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 10:53 PM
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8. Well, that is a really shitty excuse, Dude!
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 10:59 PM
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9. Dude needs to get his shit together
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 12:04 AM
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10. I bet he was scared shitless down there!!
:D
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Po_d Mainiac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 01:03 AM
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12. Nah...Had a shitty outlook though
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