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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:37 AM
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What are the best exercises to firm up your armpits?
I'm not looking for a lot of armpit bulk, just a little more firmness and definition.

I want people to say "Look at the fucking armpits on that guy"!

Thank you in advance.
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Po_d Mainiac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:46 AM
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1. imitating farts for at least 3 hours per day outa do it
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:51 AM
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2. Tuck a Pabst tall boy under each one and hold it there all day.
They'll still be just as good as ever by the end of the day - it is Pabst, you know.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:53 AM
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3. Start by holding potatoes under your pits, then move up to cantaloupes.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:56 AM
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4. But...
There have been potatoes there for years.

They look like potatoes anyway.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:10 AM
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7. They can't be potatoes unless they've got chives growing on them.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:05 AM
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5. shave. the optical illusion will create the look of firmness and
definition.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:07 AM
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6. You need to do many reps of making farting noises
with your hand in your armpits. That will develop them into something you'll be really proud of, while entertaining your friends in the process.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:15 AM
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8. The German way of poker gymnastics, of course ...
You just need a deck of cards and you're ready to go. (Sorry, German only, but you'll get it.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFshnhgs8lI
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:16 AM
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9. Carry around the 3 pound weights in your armpits all day.
Your pits will look as good as Arlen Specter's in no time.
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