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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 08:37 AM Original message |
What are the best exercises to firm up your armpits? |
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Po_d Mainiac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
1. imitating farts for at least 3 hours per day outa do it |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
2. Tuck a Pabst tall boy under each one and hold it there all day. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
3. Start by holding potatoes under your pits, then move up to cantaloupes. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 08:56 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. But... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 09:10 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. They can't be potatoes unless they've got chives growing on them. |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
5. shave. the optical illusion will create the look of firmness and |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
6. You need to do many reps of making farting noises |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
8. The German way of poker gymnastics, of course ... |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-06-09 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
9. Carry around the 3 pound weights in your armpits all day. |
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