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Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Randomly Selected Bad Poem

Sometimes...
Mr. Horst

I think I would like to date a veterinarian
it becomes clear to me
when the women I date
who don't work out
aren't typically nice to animals
and I think I'd like to date a veterinarian.

Randomly Selected Bad Poem

Time Off from Doing JobTime
ADare ADay

How quickly it goes
How the hours cry
More , More , More
Please give me
One small courtesy
To stop and collect
My breath stinks of
Institutional jargon where
Some collective of Fools
found themselves LOST
I hate that dam show
Full of pouty lips
That lie there and
Greasy hair with a 5 oclock
Shadow of my former self
Now evil just like them
Walking dead that won't Retire I scream or...
When the Devil will you
Demons Die?