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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:24 PM
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Holy.Fucking.Crap.
It is now official.

Whatever "coolness" I had remaining is officially fucking gone. I couldn't be cool now if I were forced to lay naked on a block of fucking ice.

I think I have posted in here before that I take 23 pills daily. I also inject 2 different kinds of insulin 4 times per day. That is because my doctor is a mad scientist. Well now, I am taking 27 pills per day.

I just had to pick up a new prescription. It seems that while my overall cholesterol is very good, my bad cholesterol is not so good.

So, I have to take 4 extra pills per day that are the size of fucking Buicks. I'm not kidding....I like to brag of how I can take 23 pills in one gulp...but these fuckers are going to do me in.

I can imagine that these things feel like you are shoving ponies into your mouth.

Oh well....I really used to be hot shit, but now I am a cool turd in a Dixie cup.
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:27 PM
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1. Snort them and you'll be cool again. nt
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:28 PM
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3. I think they are supposed to be fish oil, but they made a mistake and used the whole fucking fish.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:28 PM
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2. You can take 23 pills in one gulp?!?!
Now it's my turn to say, Holy.Fucking.Crap!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:29 PM
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4. Yes I can, and some of them are huge.
I had to teach myself how to do it.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:34 PM
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5. damn.dude.
:hug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:37 PM
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6. Thanks Tuesday, but it's really OK....
It's when I CAN'T take the pills that I have to start to worry. :hug:

I'm just ranting here....I've never seen a pill so big.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 04:41 PM
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7. just seems to me that your body would do better
if you spaced them out. :shrug:

and to up your cool factor (;)) you could get one of these handy dandy little pill keepers:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:10 PM
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8. 27 pills a day?
Ahhh! That explains the posts.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:12 PM
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9. What posts?
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:15 PM
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10. Errr....all of them.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:16 PM
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11. All of what posts? Mine you mean?
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:19 PM
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12. Forget it.
It was an attempt at humor on my part.

Sorry if I offended you.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:21 PM
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13. Forget what?
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