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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:32 AM Original message |
The worst pickup line EVER... |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
1. see, this is a real confidence booster |
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Tobin S. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:37 AM Response to Original message |
2. He was just being a drunken ass |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
3. Yeah, that kind of shit always makes ME horny! |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
4. That was you? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
5. "Do you like anal?" is a contender. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
6. That wasn't a pickup line |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
7. If there was ever a reason to call 9-1-1 ... |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:23 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. I was so creeped out... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
8. I would have said yes, only thing is they would have to let you take |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:24 AM Response to Reply #8 |
13. I'm okay. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
9. i was told by a poster the other day (woman) that us women like our men like this. |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
10. Was it R. Kelly? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:24 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. hmm. |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
11. Well, that just takes the romance right out of it, doesn't it? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
15. Was your lap on fire, by any chance? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 10:02 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. . |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 10:04 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I had to post something like that... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
18. That reminds me of a worse one... |
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darkstar3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
19. See, I don't know |
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SidneyCarton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
20. Socially awkward as I am, stories like this make me feel better. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
21. No, no, no, no, that's not what I said! |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 01:16 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. lol! |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
23. Wasn't me. I was nowhere near a gas station this weekend. |
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RidinMyDonkey (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
24. it probably was a line, I once had a guy tell me he'd like to pee in my butt |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-09-09 10:13 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Again? |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
25. And that is why I only date friends. |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
26. That's tactless, but asking to pee on your beef jerkey would have been downright rude. |
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EndersDame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. "I like the way you suck that water down" " You look good in Dat Red" |
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