At what age shall McJunior here have a heart attack?

Deja Q

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:28 PM
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Poll question: At what age shall McJunior here have a heart attack?

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Lex

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:29 PM
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1. boners.com?

:wtf:

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Deja Q

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:32 PM
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2. In that condition, eating viagra like a box of french fries wouldn't get him a boner...

:wow:

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:38 PM
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3. Poor kid.

Why the hell are his parents letting him eat that crap?

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Deja Q

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:42 PM
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4. At the front counter ordering another large coke and three big macs?

:yoiks:

But in total seriousness, because I really do have a sense of empathy and am more than just a gaggle of bad jokes, yes - that truly is horrible. His parents were negligent, if not worse. Assuming he's not got parents and is in some orphanage field trip -- he isn't alone and his peer seems to be in a similar malaise. :(

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:49 PM
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5. Probably.

Ever been to an Old Country Buffet? Whole families, all very overweight, all stuffing themselves at the buffet. And the food isn't even that good. And being a bit on the chunky side myself, I sympathize; but it's really sad that overweight parents won't (or maybe can't) keep their kids from becoming fat, too.

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Deja Q

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:56 PM
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7. Used to go there often. I had a different moniker for their outlet...

"Old Starchy Buffet".

Mostly going after the vegetables, which of course they had drowning in a tub of melted butter... x(

Oh, I too am a bit chunky with a tummy. Portly. Fat Albert in a can. You name it. It really would be mean-spirited if I were some buff dude...

And once the weight gets on, it's bloody nigh impossible to get off. I'm down to 212, but still have 25 to go. And compared to one month ago, I used to be able to power walk a couple miles without leg pain. Now I go 1/2 mile and YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW, it hurts like a housing bubble popping.

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Danger Mouse

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Tue Sep-08-09 09:53 PM
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6. That should be considered child abuse.

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