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holeinboatoutatsea Donating Member (417 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:31 PM
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What were you born with in your mouth?
If not a silver spoon, then what?

I was born with a foot in my mouth.

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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:32 PM
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1. a bad taste
didn't get rid of it until age 30 or so
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:32 PM
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2. Amniotic fluid
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:32 PM
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3. Swollen Tonsils..
and adnoids to boot.

I was born into this world choking and dying.

I also had the croup (sp?) within days.

:shrug:
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:36 PM
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8. Neck problems again, eh wot?
IKWYDLS. Ph33r me!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:40 PM
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11. Yeah yeah..
:P
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:32 PM
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4. gums, a tongue, tonsils etc.
No silver spoon though.

:-)
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:33 PM
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5. blood and dirt
But I got that smacked out of me real quick.
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Crowdance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:33 PM
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6. A vile obscenity.
I was precocious, exhibiting an early talent.
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specter Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:35 PM
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7. I
was VERY flexible :P nuff said
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:37 PM
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9. Cheetos!
And Lucky Charms. I'm an All-American girl!



http://www.wgoeshome.com
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holeinboatoutatsea Donating Member (417 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:47 PM
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16. god loves cheetos
and all american girls!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:37 PM
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10. Several multi-syllabic words.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:42 PM
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12. Did anyone ever claim the foot that was in your mouth?
I usually don't let my detachable bits around that carelessly.
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specter Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:45 PM
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13. Dave
What are u doing dave. . .
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:47 PM
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17. You have a detachable foot?
Wow...:)
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holeinboatoutatsea Donating Member (417 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:48 PM
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18. I did
claim it once I was old enough. They agreed to super glue it back on, and life is good!
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:46 PM
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14. a mortar board
mother=teacher
father=teacher
both sides of the family=collegecollegecollege
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:47 PM
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15. A beer bottle!
Yep, it's true. :toast: :beer:
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:49 PM
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19. a smart-ass remark
:D
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Bonhomme Richard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-17-04 09:57 PM
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20. No Sex Threads!
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