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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 01:44 AM Original message |
Why are there no toilets on the enterprise? |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. They have it beamed into a facility... |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. So the crew was eating their own poo? |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:33 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Our astronauts now drink their own pee. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 07:09 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Benjamin Sisko: scatmuncher |
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denbot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:28 AM Response to Original message |
2. Ummm.. |
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wearenotmissing (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:52 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. those suits |
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wearenotmissing (33 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:53 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. LOL |
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omega minimo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:56 AM Response to Original message |
7. Duh. Because they only go Number One |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 01:32 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. Hence the black trousers. n/t |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 06:39 AM Response to Original message |
8. The real answer, at least from TOS perspective. |
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LeftOfSelf-Centered (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
10. Maybe they just recycle... |
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mysuzuki2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
11. Because the crew of the enterprise |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
13. In the future, there are no assholes. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
14. LOCKING. No bodily function threads! |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
15. Transporters. (n/t) |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
16. transporter suppositories. |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. They're all trained at Starfleet Academy to "hold it" for a really long while |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
18. They kept the Porta-Johns in Cargo Bay One. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-11-09 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
19. I have a semi-serious answer |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-12-09 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
20. Because no man has ever gone before. eom |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-12-09 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
21. On television, nobody goes to the bathroom. nt |
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