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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 07:47 AM
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Monday caption that picture
Edited on Mon Sep-14-09 08:17 AM by NJmaverick
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 08:14 AM
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1. I'm running across America like Forrest Gump...
...except I'm in my underwear and I shit myself.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 08:17 AM
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2. Seriously Officer, I go for runs every morning.
It helps loosen my bowels.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 08:50 AM
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3. look officer. you know how it is after beans and beer. things just happen
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 09:45 AM
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4. That's all? Man you scared the crap out of me
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 09:54 AM
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5. Cop standing behind car door:
"Fuckin' way to start the week."
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 10:32 AM
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6. "It was a million to one shot, officer. Million to one."
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EndersDame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-14-09 10:33 AM
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7. I was speeding to get to the Teabagging Rally!
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