Phrases in the English language you have never used.

Bucky

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Tue Sep-15-09 08:11 PM
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Phrases in the English language you have never used.

I'll start.

"Man, I'm sick of all this fuckin' caviar. Can we please send our for cheeseburgers!"

I've never said that. I may never have the opportunity.

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flvegan

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Tue Sep-15-09 08:13 PM
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1. I don't care how hot you are, please don't show me your bare breasts.

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Courtesy Flush

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Tue Sep-15-09 08:14 PM
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2. Honestly, that's too much money. Just cut my salary instead. nt

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Sep-15-09 08:27 PM
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3. In Soviet Russia, phrases use you!

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charlie and algernon

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Tue Sep-15-09 08:35 PM
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4. Hold the news reader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Edited on Tue Sep-15-09 08:36 PM by charlie and algernon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFD01r6ersw

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rug

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Tue Sep-15-09 08:39 PM
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5. Bush may have a point.

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Bucky

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Wed Sep-16-09 05:10 PM
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9. Actually, I've used that one

But I was referring to the shape of his skull.

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MissMillie

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Tue Sep-15-09 09:46 PM
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6. I made this great dish using Spam the other night

(you could also substitute "Cool Whip" for "Spam" in that sentence)

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madamesilverspurs

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Tue Sep-15-09 10:07 PM
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7. My cook ran away with my butler,

and neither the maid nor the gardener knows where the chauffer took her to do the shopping; at least the pool boy does a good job since I replaced the young nanny with an old governess.

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HopeHoops

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Wed Sep-16-09 07:55 AM
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8. "FOX News is Fair and Balanced"

You only got that out of me because of the OP - but you'll never hear me say it or use it in context. Besides, I either refer to it simply as FOX or the more accurate but longer name FOX Opinion Channel.

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madinmaryland

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Wed Sep-16-09 05:17 PM
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10. Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Rielly, and Sean Hannity speak

the truth.

:puke:

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NewJeffCT

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Wed Sep-16-09 05:23 PM
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11. Those Republicans have been right all along

But, I don't think I'll ever be saying that one.

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