I think I'm having a Hypochrodria-Induced Outbreak of the Swine Flu

MadBadger

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Tue Sep-15-09 10:42 PM
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I think I'm having a Hypochrodria-Induced Outbreak of the Swine Flu

There is no doubt that my allergies are beating me up right now, but that shouldnt be a surprise because ive lucked it out so far this year and I need to pay. So I went and took my temperature to see if I had a fever and low and behold, I was 98.0 degrees. THen I googled the symptoms and 1 hour later, I feel like I have the chills, I'm cold in my house when I'm never cold, and at the same time, my body feels warm.

Yea, so I think I have a nasty case of hypochondria, not the swine flu.

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WCGreen

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Tue Sep-15-09 10:48 PM
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1. Quick, get bacon....

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dropkickpa

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Wed Sep-16-09 07:07 AM
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2. HAMTHRAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NJmaverick

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Wed Sep-16-09 08:21 AM
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3. Take two placebos and call me in the morning

:hi:

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