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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 08:37 PM
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BREAKING: Sean Lennon, Yoko Ono & surviving ex-Rolling Stones members to form "The New Beatles"


CNN LONDON - In an exclusive CNN interview recoded earlier today, John Lennon's son Sean announced that his new band, "The New Beatles," would include his mother Yoko Ono (drums, vocals), Bill Wyman (bass) and Mick Taylor (guitar), in addition to Lennon himself on guitar and vocals. Their debut album, "Number Ten," is scheduled to be in stores and available through iTunes by early December.

When asked about the title, Lennon replied "Well, as you know, my dad said that the original Beatles were bigger than Jesus, and we're already a lot better than they were, and one of my dad's songs was "Revolution Nine," so we're one better than that. Number Ten."

Sir Paul McCartney, on tour behind his new album "Vera, Chook & Dave," told reporters that the planned union "sounds more like number two to me. I'll sue, do you hear me! I will SUE!"

McCartney already has one lawsuit in the works, brought against members of "The New Wings," featuring former Wings / Moody Blues member Denny Laine, the two guys who joined Aerosmith for one album when Joe Perry and Brad Whitford left, and the drummer from the Hollies.

Ringo Starr could not be reached for comment.

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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 08:39 PM
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1. Well, Yoko killed the first ones, why shouldn't she kill everybody ELSE?!1 n/t
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 08:44 PM
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2. How OLD are her fucking pants? Has she spent all the $$ already! n/t
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 08:49 PM
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3. YOKO ON THE VOCALS - SHOOT ME NOW.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 08:57 PM
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4. This is a joke, right?
Yoko Ono's granny belly in those pants is an affront to my eyes, which refuse to work properly after viewing that hideous visage.

This cannot be happening. It just can't.

And Paul McCartney's father- and brother-in-law, with whom he's very close, Linda's father and brother, are his lawyers. They'll take care of this.

But, jesus, why are we even EXPOSED to this kind of crap?

I loathe Yoko Ono, for any number of reasons....................................
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 08:59 PM
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5. Okay, anything titled "The New _____", forget it. May as well watch "The New Monkees":
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 09:02 PM
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6. please tell me April fools has come late this year
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 09:04 PM
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7. McCartney's not exactly my role model in life, but I wholly agree: sue.
And "Number two", LOL!!

And this is Sean, right? Not Julian (the good one)?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 09:11 PM
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8. NUMBER 10! NUMBER 10! NUMBER 10! NUMBER 10! NUMBER 10!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 09:17 PM
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9. A dirty little secret about Sean Lennon...he actually has 20/20 vision
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 09:25 PM
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10. And they didn't ask Dhani Harrison?
That just sucks. :(
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 09:38 PM
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11. You are my idol
that was the best Rickroll EVAH
It's been a while :rofl:
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-18-09 09:47 PM
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12. Ah. Sweet.
:fistbump:
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