Somebody just tried to have online sex with me at Facebook's "Farm Town."

I am flat out amazed. Has this happened to anybody else? I mean, not in a sexy chatroom, but in an online game?

She wanted to spread my body with whipped cream. :rofl: I'm sort of in shock, lured like an innocent to her desolate farm... :rofl:

No, I'm not kidding.

I guess even women can hardly control themselves around you... ;-)

I was a random pick for sure. She made a joke about us wearing the same overalls.

:crazy:

edited for spelling.

:rofl:

I suddenly see flvegan's repeatedly giving me concealed cameras on Mafia Wars in a whole new light...

Farm Town is my first and only online game so I cannot comment except to say I was LURED to a lonely farm and then covered in whipped cream. It was a surprise to say the least. :P

Mafia wars, you say?

It was AOL chat rooms in my day and age. Now it's like a Sims game? Too funny!

I guess one thing that hasn't changed though are some creepy guys wanting to watch. blech...

On Farm Town our characters look more like the Flintstones. And allegedly, it was a woman. :D

Rule #30: There are no girls on the internet.

pretending to be a woman picking up a woman, but who knows?

By then I left the chat room.

Not in Farm Town, but I did have someone trying to fix up my fairy with her fairy in Fairyland. I wasn't at all sure what to make of that...:rofl:

It's so bizarre, isn't it? I mean, it really isn't a chat room situation :rofl:

or a boy fairy. (Hers is a boy fairy and was interested)

I told her she was a girl fairy and was going to say she was gay and then I thought, WHAT am I doing???!!!

:rofl:

She sent all these messages asking if my fairy liked to drink nectar etc...

Except in my case it was cream pies, and she was a girl farmer.

Well? Does your fairy like to drink nectar? :rofl:

I answered that she only liked nectar that had an intoxicating effect!

She can't get enough of that!

Next time i'm on Farm Town, woman, I am SO checking out your overalls:evilgrin: :rofl:

:P

i'm sorry crimmy, but i have to laugh :rofl:

someone tried to cyber with my guy while he was playing cribbage online. i don't know about you, but playing a game of crib always puts me in the mood for sexy time :rofl:

I had to allow it to go on for a few minutes because I couldn't believe she was serious, but she was! :rofl:

I must be going to the wrong places ....

You can always be my neighbor on Farm Town. :evilgrin:

:rofl:

Farm girls are teh HOT! :loveya:

the same girl harvests my crops whenever they are ready, so I really don't even go to the marketplace anymore.

We made some joking comments about the overalls once, though, and about how we were all dressed alike. And our big heads. Why do the avatars have such huge heads???

Back in the nineties, I used to play hearts on the MSN gaming zone. Hearts wasnt too bad, probably because it was a four player game, but I could NOT just go and play a game of cribbage. Turns out cribbage was a huge pickup place. Crazy. Usually as soon as a second player sat down they would start asking personal questions, and I would tell them that I was a man playing under my wife's name. They wouldnt even finish the game!!

After a while I learned to just play against the computer and lock the table, it was that bad.

masturbation is probably the last thing on your mind. Am I right? :P Same with me & Farm Town.

I just discovered how to hide those, but not other posts by these same friends, so I feel a little better. But I have a few people who it seems like they friended me simply in the hopes of getting me to play the game. I hope I'm not disappointing them.

Keep in mind, crimmy, just because someone says you're hot and sexy, doesn't necessarily mean they're trying to cyber with you... :P ;-) :evilgrin:

And I never get tired of it. :evilgrin: :loveya:

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

:rofl: