The top ten things Republicans can not understand
WileEcoyote
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Thu Oct-01-09 11:36 PM
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The top ten things Republicans can not understand
10. The Daily Show. 9. Where the WMD's went 8. Why socialized medicine works so well everywhere else. 7. Why we enjoy making fun of Sarah Palin. 6. Why George W. Bush isn't going down so well in the history books. 5. Why it's funny to listen to Donald Rumsfeld say things like "My Stars!" or "Land Of Goshen!" 4. Why it isn't funny having a Secretary of Defense who seemed to live in the 19th century. 3. Why the great majority of Americans love a political pundit who is an openly declared Lesbian. 2. Why we couldn't care less about Rachel Maddow's sexuality. And last but not least, the number one thing Republicans can not understand: 1. Why launching a "Fire Dave" protest only helps the Letterman Show gain more popularity.
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Thu Oct-01-09 11:44 PM
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That's an excellent list! To it I would add: They don't understand empathy. That may be too literary for the list, but it's what I thought of! :hi:
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Thu Oct-01-09 11:45 PM
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2. Anything after 4 is wasted effort. Republicans can't count to 5.
See what I did there? Still, funny for us.
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