i need everybody to send me one dollar

datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 04:50 PM
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i need everybody to send me one dollar

don't ask why, just do it . . .

paypal datasuspect@gmail.com

thank you, your contribution goes toward furthering my genetic research studies.

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PeaceNikki

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Fri Oct-02-09 04:51 PM
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1. Is it tax-deductible?

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 04:52 PM
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2. it's an MLM scheme

i guarantee 33% ROI.

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PeaceNikki

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Fri Oct-02-09 04:58 PM
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5. Well in that case, done.

Edited on Fri Oct-02-09 04:59 PM by PeaceNikki

:patriot:

Oh, edited for our Brazilian friend on this fine day:

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 04:59 PM
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6. Thank you for being a part of this important progress

Please look out for our prospectus.

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newcriminal

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Fri Oct-02-09 04:55 PM
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3. done

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:03 PM
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14. You are in the vanguard of progress

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 04:57 PM
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4. THIS IS IMPORTANT WORK

Today, you can make all the difference. Do your part to help humanity.

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hobbit709

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:00 PM
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7. Shameless begging is odious.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:01 PM
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9. what do you have against progress?

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 06:05 PM
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31. ninjas killed my family

what would you do?

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rug

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:00 PM
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8. This is an odious ploy.

Not to mention abject.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:02 PM
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11. no, i need a dollar

just think, for the price of a cup of coffee, you can do your part toward furthering this important work.

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theNotoriousP.I.G.

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:01 PM
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10. Ok Lex

my buck is on the way.

:evilgrin:

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:02 PM
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12. Thank you for taking the responsibilty

to achieve broad-based community results in a nurturing environment.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:03 PM
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13. Just sent you $100.

Best wishes.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:04 PM
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15. Although the war goes on, we have just won the battle.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:06 PM
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16. TO CONTINUE BRINGING YOU QUALITY CONTENT

We rely on donations from viewers like you.

This message is made possible by a generous grant from the Utility Grade Beef Council

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liberaltrucker

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:11 PM
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17. Confederate $$ OK?

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:12 PM
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18. I'm being polite and asking

just do your part.

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liberaltrucker

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:25 PM
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26. Here ya go. Good luck with the research!

:toast:

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Call Me Wesley

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:15 PM
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19. Done.

It's a pyramid scheme, isn't it? You'll pay me back $10, yes? And I send $20 to ... hey, wait a minute.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:18 PM
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21. well, it's complex

we use the amortized value of the net asset depreciation among several different indicators. This, coupled with the currency fluctuations on any given day coupled with an experimental algorithm based on the fluctuations of certain commodities ensures very healthy ROI among top-level investors.

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Call Me Wesley

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:22 PM
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23. I just hope that's really your paypal account, 'cause

I want to be part of the project!

Dear XX XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX,

Your payment for $XXXXXX USD to datasuspect@gmail.com has been sent.

It may take a few moments for this transaction to appear in the Recent Activity list on your Account Overview.

Currency conversion: XXXXXXX CHF = $XXXXXX USD

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:23 PM
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24. It actually is

and we thank you for your vision.

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Call Me Wesley

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:24 PM
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25. Have a coffee, a beer, a coke, half pack of cigs,

enjoy! ;)

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KamaAina

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:16 PM
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20. Oh, what the hey. Have a few million.

Now you can buy that newspaper you've been saving up for. :P

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:18 PM
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22. we actuall are in dire need of several centrifuges

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KamaAina

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:32 PM
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27. Nice post, Ahmadinejad!

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:35 PM
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28. actually, i can't go into detail

but if these guys don't get this money, they will put a hit out on me.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:36 PM
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29. YOU HAVE DONE MORE FOR LESS

just rest assured, your details are safe. you donation goes toward preserving life.

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datasuspect

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Fri Oct-02-09 05:55 PM
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30. i know one dollar is not one hair off anyone's ass

do the right thing.

my landlord shut off my porn.

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