In honor of this evening's game... - Democratic Underground

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In honor of this evening's game...

How do you know when an "Aggie" been using your computer?
Whiteout on the screen.

Did you hear about the Aggie at the stop sign?
Well, he's still there.

How many hours does it take an Aggie to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets three hours credit.

Did you hear about the Aggie who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He liked it so much, he had it bronzed.

What do Aggies think Cheerios are?
Donut seeds.

Did you hear about the power outage at the A&M library?
Forty Aggies where stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.

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