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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:09 PM
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I am the worlds BEST WIFE!
I really am!
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:12 PM
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1. Knowing my wife...
...I'm perfectly willing to take your word for it! :D
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:13 PM
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2. LOL
why? is she bad? does she need a :spank:
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:24 PM
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13. ROTFL
Huh-uh...it's more like a :nuke: sorta sitchee-ation. ;)
On the bright side, it took me until I was 48, but I finally have my own room! :D
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:25 PM
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15. own room is nice
but someone to cuddle with in the morning is lovely!
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:34 PM
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19. Unless they throw punches for blinking too loudly...
...and their feet sport calluses which more closely resemble elk antlers. :cry:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:36 PM
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21. why did you marry her?
good lord! ewww..disgusting...
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 09:22 PM
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31. She was crying...
...now everyone knows my Achilles heel.
Say...this is kinda therapeutic, isn't it? :D
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:16 PM
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3. But that new planet just discovered
has a better wife than you.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:18 PM
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4. i dont think its possible
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:19 PM
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5. She clips her husbands
toenails. And he has 32 toes!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:20 PM
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6. but i cook and clean and make money
and put out and buy her fun stuff
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 04:58 PM
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42. Lol....do you live in Stepford by any chance?
Just kidding....if you are truly happy...good for you!
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:20 PM
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7. Ummm, are you married to me? If not, you may be tied for it
but you are not in SOLE possession of said title.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:21 PM
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8. no just yesterday she gave me a certificate
it says I am the worlds best wife
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citizen snips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:22 PM
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9. Do you also like men?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:23 PM
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12. yes but the "of legal age" ones
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:22 PM
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10. My wife gave you this certificate? Well, then, that is different (g)
Congratulations.
Welcome to the club.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:23 PM
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11. no my wife gave me the cert.
not yours
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 09:03 PM
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30. Oh! Righto. Now I see. Thankee.. Congratulations then.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:24 PM
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14. You can have the title
I suck at being a wife, myself.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:27 PM
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16. how so?
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:30 PM
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17. I believe it, no doubt
you have said quite a few nice and thoughtful things about your spouse, that I've seen.

:toast: to a well-earned title!


maybe you could teach a seminar or something? (I managed to avoid any polygamy remarks! :D )
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:33 PM
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18. yes but then i dont want to give away my secrets
someone may want to dethrone me!!
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:36 PM
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20. good point, though you never know...
more people might want to thank you instead :)

Besides, once you've been granted the honor of BEST, your position is probably safe. I doubt anyone will come along and lure anyone away from you after that! :D
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:37 PM
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22. no i meant someone else would become best
and i would become second best!
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:42 PM
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24. someone like...
your wife? :silly:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:43 PM
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26. yes maybe she will!
though i suspect my brothers bf might!
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:46 PM
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27. if she does
then you'll have the world's best wife, everyone is happy! :D

you'll just have to hammer out the details w/your brother :P
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:40 PM
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23. but that would imply your own wife is not #1
how can you claim to be #1 without putting down your own wife, thus proving that you're not #1?

surely you would have to admit to be tied with your wife for top honors?

or maybe just tied with your wife, if you're into that sort of thing. :evilgrin:

of course, in any event, you're still wrong because mrs. unblock still reigns.... but i'll grant you a close 2nd ;)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:42 PM
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25. well we once had this discussion
and came to the conclusion that i am number 1 and shes number 2
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:51 PM
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28. I was looking for words that started with...
...B & J.

I'm disappointed.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 08:53 PM
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29. she doesnt have a P- - - - -
Edited on Thu Mar-18-04 08:53 PM by lionesspriyanka
so no!

on edit: had i been married to a man it would be the reason why i would still be the worlds best wife
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 09:44 PM
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32. I used to be
Now I'm an evil heartbreaker. :(
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:41 PM
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34. i used to be an evil heartbreaker
now i am a lovely wife!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:18 PM
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33. Bah! Mrs. McLargehuge would wife circles around you!
:)

Sounds like the makings of a pay per view event, doesn't it!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:44 PM
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35. umm yes it does
my wife was a wrestler,...she'll take your wife down :)
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:49 PM
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36. No, KCDem is the world's best wife.
She puts up with my shit, so she must be a saint.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 03:53 PM
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37. Well my wife is lovely too!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 04:01 PM
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38. Hate to burst your bubble...
...but my wife is the world's best wife!

And she's pretty damn cute, too... :hug:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 04:02 PM
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39. so am i !
i have been told by more than i few du'ers...and my wife thinks i am the pretties woman in the world!
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 04:05 PM
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40. Awwww!
Thanks, sweetie! :loveya:
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 04:10 PM
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41. Oh, I don't know.
When I see my wife coming home from the store with a case of Guinness and a case of wine with the rest of the stuff from Costco, I weep openly like a small child. I tryly am blessed. But you may be a close second.
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