Which SuperDUer would last longest in a zombie attack?

(Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team)

It consists of a pilot/mechanic, 2 doctors, 2 well-armed lawyers (you never know...), some brawlers, some scroungers, and another mechanic.

After offering to waltz with the zombies to the music of Journey while some Washington pro sports team (whether it be the Redskins or Natinals) plays in the background, the Zombies instead will turn on each other and start eating each others brains rather than being subjected to that fate literally worse than death.

I vote Skittles.

Skittles would definitely kick some serious zombie ass.

chance of survivng a zombie attack.

I pick Will Pitt because he's got the moves, he's got the nerve :P

I've been studying the inevitable zombie apocalypse for years. I'm ready.

nt

Just saying...

i chose to dangle loved ones from a tree to use them as bait.

that's fucking survival.

lol

I don't believe they would exist, well unless you'd define those teabaggers as Zombies. I mean geez, something must have ate their brains to buy into all the bullshit republicans are telling them.

nuff said

:cry:

How many other DUers have their zombie survival plan all mapped out (admittedly, thanks to receiving the Zombie Survival Guide as a joke gift, but still)? How many others have plenty of canned goods and an assortment of firearms (and ready access to a boat, a central part of my survival plan)? How many others are members of the Facebook Group "The Hardest Part of a Zombie Apocalypse Will be Pretending I'm Not Excited"?

I rest my case. :)

:patriot:

Having risen from the dead myself...

Matcom
Special skills and advantages: Drinking, photoshop, wonder pug. None useful against zombies, but he might 'shop one in a dress as he was dying.

WillPitt
Special skills and advantages: Drinking, two dollar words. None useful against zombies, but his mother could probably mount a spirited defense.

Robb
Special skills and advantages: Dogsledding, living in BFE. Could possibly escape for a while in the snow.

Skinner
Special skills and advantages: Bans zombies all the time. But they keep coming back. Prospects poor.

rabrrrr
Special skills and advantages: None, as zombies are not distracted by word games, theological arguments and snark.

LynneSin
Special skills and advantages: Clean porch. Might get one in the wine press before the zombies got her.

madfloridian
Special skills and advantages: Links. Prospects for survival depend on where the zombies went to school.

flvegan
Special skills and advantages: Fast car, guns, hurricane-resistant house, fanatically loyal large dogs. Expect him to distract the zombies by tossing his roommate in the yard. Above-average survival prospects.

ZombyWoof
Special skills and advantages: Dodgers fanaticism, coffee. Prospects poor if the zombies are Giants fans.

Other: My money's on LostinVA. Librarians get eaten in movies all the time, but never by zombies.

The dissonance of hearing an F-bomb fusillade from such a sweet looking face would cause their dead brains to explode.