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ButterflyBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:21 PM
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What was Karl Rove like in high school?
something tells me he probably cheated on more than a few tests.
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:22 PM
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1. he was a fat tuba player in the band with acne
he was picked on mercilessly by others.
He's paying back the world now with his twisted revenge.

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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:32 PM
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9. You know that's my theory about Rush Limbaugh too....
that he is essentially taking out his rage on all those hippies who laughed
at him in the sixties for being a fat dork.
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:34 PM
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10. They look alike.
You ever noticed that?
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:35 AM
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23. J. D. Hayworth looks like BOTH Limbaugh and Rove
Republican Congressman J.D. Hayworth, who says he has been heavily influenced by Limbaugh has the same fat, arrogant look and even the mannerisms of Limbaugh and Rove. Uncanny.
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SiobhanClancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:24 PM
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2. He was the sweaty-palmed weasal....
with taped glasses who skulked on the fringes of any group waiting to see what he could hear that he could later use. He'd probably use it to blackmail someone to do his homework...or even go out with him. No other way he'd ever get a date,that's for sure.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:24 PM
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3. a greasy kid with a clip-on tie and a clipboard full of forged signatures
Edited on Thu Mar-18-04 10:26 PM by thebigidea
... I bet he cheated on his first campaign for Class President. Or spent all the petty cash on Snickers bars.

"Hi, I'm Karl Rove and I'm running for Class President... if you don't vote for me, you're going to be fucked harder than you've ever been fucked! And your mommy is fair game too!"
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:27 PM
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4. I have no idea, but I bet he was victim of more than 1 wedgee
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:27 PM
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5. he was the guy that sold his sister behind the bike sheds
penny a look.
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metisnation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:31 PM
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8. The type that
claimed they never did any drugs, but secretly huffed glue in the garage.
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:34 PM
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11. while shagging the cat
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:30 PM
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6. Slimy debate team president...
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:30 PM
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7. he cheated on everything
and did more than his fair share of blackmailing. he probably cheated on his campaign for president of the fat bastard club
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JeffersonStarship Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:35 PM
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12. I bet he was a major tattletale
"Oh, teacher, teacher, Johnny is doing A, B, and C. Won't you please punish him?"
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:54 PM
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13. I bet he was this outcast creepy kid with fantastical delusions of his own
self-importance. And I bet that he kept track of every slight, and every imagined slight, plotting his revenge. The scary thing is that this guy was filled with enough anger, and lacking all scruples, that he was absolutely driven to 'pay back' every one of these real and imagined injuries to his hidden, but immense self-pride. He is not a genius, never was, but he has this Ted Bundy-like cunning which enabled him to scheme and plot to pull off the most outrageous stunts, always to the detriment of those he sees as being of less 'worth' than himself.

He's like a hyena or a jackal. He feeds on the weak. And if his target is not weak, he plots, lies, and weasels until he can find what he sees as a perceived weakness in his victim, and he pounces. He's carrion, like a vulture. He feeds on the flesh of the weak and the injured.

Without an idiot like bush*, he wouldn't be able to live out his fantasy of being the powerful evil genius filled he sees himself as being. And luckily for him, bush* is a sociopath, unable to distinguish right from wrong and completely without conscience. It was a sad day in the history of this country when the idiot and the vulture got together.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 10:57 PM
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14. Masturbated with his mom's underwear...
and tweezers
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Zinfandel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:02 PM
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15. He was the one that always shit his pants---told on everyone...and ate his
boogers!
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flamingpie2500 Donating Member (565 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:17 PM
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16. His influence was everywhere--but you never really saw him.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:28 PM
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17. Karl was always a pasty-faced cheater
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:31 PM
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18. probably a member of the young KKK
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:46 PM
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19. a major suck-up, I'll bet ...
Always whispering in the ear of the class bully. There were probably a lot of fights when he was around, but not many people figured out who really started it. He probably snickers to himself at night about that, too.

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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:48 PM
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20. You had to count your fingers after shaking his hand.
Once a snake, always a snake.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:15 AM
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21. Karl as a young boy
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:17 AM
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22. Karl?? Maybe he was a party boy in college
Now.....



.....The college days...????












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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:46 AM
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24. He reminds me of a kid
Edited on Fri Mar-19-04 01:47 AM by GTRMAN

He reminds me of a kid I went to school with that used to pay me to protect him from getting beat up .This kid had rich parents and was such a totally obnoxious dweeb everyone wanted to smack him all the time.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 02:06 AM
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25. Probably a suck up...
He was the one that when the teacher dismissed the class friday afternoon, would say "you can't dismiss us yet, you haven't given us homework for the weekend!"
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