How to write an effective troll post

Pranks. Those both awful and humorous. Could be the purest form of creativity. The more irreverent the better.

Today's funny that still has me laughing all over floor (can still barely type geez it's that funny) came in the form of an intentional troll post writ elsewhere by yours truly. The topic chosen was pure anathema to a host of Republicans that I knew would nearly lose lunch in shock.

Hey kids it's just words!

Though quick and easy still I enlisted help from a particularly artistic troll poster with an absolute gift at making one group laugh and the other die.

(oh shoot I'm STILL laughing so hard I can't write)

My friend absolutely took the post so far over the top that a whole flood of resentment came in AND a ton of laughter from the other side.

What to do?

Well you wouldn't want to do it here but in a suitable "very serious forum" just find some piece of daily news that all by itself could blow one group out of the water. Then in collusion with your online bud make a wholly inappropriate series of remarks back and forth until mayhem erupts.

Oh God the joys of a well done troll post!

Show me yours and I'll, oh never mind!

Still laughing.