I was almost assassinated by a giant ninja cockroach hanging from the ceiling of my bathroom...

armyowalgreens

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Thu Oct-15-09 06:23 PM
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I was almost assassinated by a giant ninja cockroach hanging from the ceiling of my bathroom...

Nice try Obama.

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KamaAina

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Thu Oct-15-09 06:24 PM
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1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches?

:scared:

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armyowalgreens

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Thu Oct-15-09 06:28 PM
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2. It was about 2 1/2 inches long.

Edited on Thu Oct-15-09 06:28 PM by armyowalgreens

The biggest cockroach I've ever seen. I was taking a piss, looked over into the mirror and noticed a black object hanging from the ceiling (It was in my peripheral so it was kind of blurry).

I turned around and all of a sudden I was in The Lost World.

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NewJeffCT

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Thu Oct-15-09 08:55 PM
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5. the Lost World, or that scene from the new King Kong

where all the sailors are in that ravine and the daylight starts slowly fading away...

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madeline_con

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Thu Oct-15-09 10:29 PM
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7. Did it fly toward you?

Our huge palmetto bugs have that annoying habit. You get all bowed up to kick some roach ass and end up screaming like a girl and guarding your hair so it won't get tangled up in it. :hide:

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armyowalgreens

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Thu Oct-15-09 10:52 PM
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8. It tried to fly but fell onto the counter.

I did not have to scream like a little girl.

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rug

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Thu Oct-15-09 06:30 PM
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3. Best interruption of private time I've heard.

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AwakeAtLast

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Thu Oct-15-09 08:53 PM
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4. Was it wearing one of those cool outfits?

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Arugula Latte

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Thu Oct-15-09 08:57 PM
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6. Ceiling Cockroach is watching you ... nevermind.

No private time threads.

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Mopar151

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Fri Oct-16-09 12:17 AM
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9. You still havin' trouble with the drinkin' thing?

Cuz what you're seein' is what guys tell me they saw the morning after the last time they drank.......

Or - One day, I wandered into the Jiffy Mart and saw our town drunk, Uncle Henry, squinting at a large ET doll tied up above the shelves for a holiday promotion. "Hey Uncle, what's up?" "Just findin' out who I been talkin to on Monday mornings.."

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George Vreeland Hill

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Fri Oct-16-09 12:30 AM
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10. From George Vreeland Hill

Wow!

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