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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:04 PM
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The Quirky Conference Call of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Fri Mar-19-04 12:07 PM by skip fox


Connie: "He wants . . . WHAT??????'

Dick: "He says he wants another invasion. He says his briefings are getting too boring. He wouldn't mind it if there was an asteroid scare where he could save everybody. Or . . . even bombers coming after the White House so he could do something fancy." Cheney holds his palm over the mouthpiece and says to the rest, "Shithead! . . . Relax, Connie. Hell, he's just bored again. . . . Friday afternoon."
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:06 PM
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1. karen (wet nurse to the beast) hughes: NO, he CANNOT fly the plane!
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:07 PM
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2. When you are making World Class Decisions
Choose Diet Coke to freshen your mind and your will. Before you decide who must be stopped next, stop and enjoy a Diet Coke.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:12 PM
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3. Dick: "No so sowwy, you have wrong number."
"No this not Dick Cheney. This Ace Chinese restaurant in Bethesda. Prease do not car here again..."

Dick covers mouthpiece, whispers to the others: "Shit, he says he wants to place an order. What the fuck do I do?"
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:23 PM
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4. He wants to rub my WHAT?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:24 PM
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5. bit subtle . . .
n/t
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:26 PM
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6. The White House burns the midnight oil for health care for all Americans.
The White House is seen working 24/7 in a diligent effort in order to bring universal, non-profit health care for all Americans. A senior White House staff member, speaking anonymously, stated: "Although I'm not there and stuff, that's what they're doing, and I'm in charge and stuff, too. I gotta go get me a peanut butter and pretzel sammich now, and drain the lizard."

Photo and text by the Discreditable Press
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:28 PM
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7. Dick: yeah, well, we've jotted down everything in our heads on paper
(note blank paper on table)
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Papa Donating Member (505 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 02:08 PM
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8. "I'd like to order 12,000 pizzas please. That's right, Sen Kerry's office"
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 02:09 PM
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9. "Condi, they don't have the shoes you want in a size 8."
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 02:19 PM
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10. "Okay, that's a BLT, an egg-salad, a ham on rye, a can of 30-weight..."
"...4 quarts of Miller's, 500,000 rounds of ammo, and six orders of freedom fries. Condi, do you have a credit card?"
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 02:39 PM
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11. "He's calling for Mike Hunt. Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 05:55 PM
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12. Come on, DU! I know this is an old photo, but it needs
brand new captions for this beautiful pre-spring weekend.
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