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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 01:44 PM
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Some dame stole my parking space. When will white men get a break?
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:06 PM
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1. Y'all don't know what it's like being male, middle class, and white.
Rockin the Suburbs by Ben Folds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlGCTWL6djo
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:12 PM
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2. white male angst. tragic.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:14 PM
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3. But did she have nice gams?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:19 PM
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4. Right, this is the important information.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 11:16 PM
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17. Damn straight
And they went all the way up.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 02:05 PM
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32. Sounds like a major award.
Is her last name Fra Geelay?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 09:28 PM
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33. Now that you mention it, she might have been Italian
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:42 PM
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5. OMG! Was it Judi Dench?
You shoulda got her autograph.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:44 PM
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6. when they can write an inoffensive mission statement?>
:P
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 03:53 PM
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10. What we need is a group where we can continue the discussion of locked threads
:evilgrin:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 04:10 PM
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13. Lol!
Great idea!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 04:31 PM
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14. There already is one.
It's called the Moderator's Forum. PM Danger Mouse for the password.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:46 PM
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7. self-delete
Edited on Sun Nov-01-09 02:49 PM by jonnyblitz
nevermind. I don't want to get into it with "them" but i hear ya.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:46 PM
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8. Always have a can of apricot nectar handy in your car, to pour all over (and inside) the car of
the person who stole your parking space. I have actually returned to the scene with an entire Jamba Juice smoothie and poured it so that it was all over her windshield and would dry in the sun before she got back and also hopefully leaked into her sunroof. Save time by having a car of some sweet and gooey nectar drink that you can easily open once they have left the car.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 02:46 PM
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9. Way to give me penis envy, thanks dude.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 11:30 PM
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20. You would NEVER get penis envy if you knew me.
Wait, I didn't mean that...
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-02-09 04:13 AM
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23. I don't envy anything that looks like a dead chicken's neck
and can be outperformed by a couple of AA batteries

*quote by some gal comic long ago*
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 03:57 PM
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11. You need to borrow somebody's paintball gun. nt
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 11:32 PM
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21. My driveway isn't a parking space, dammit!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-02-09 01:33 PM
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24. Actually it is.
It's just not the douchebag with the now polka dotted Altima's driving space.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 03:59 PM
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12. I didn't see your name on it.
Sorry, dude. Better luck next time.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 10:53 PM
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15. My name wasn't "written" on it
I marked the space in the way that is every male's right. Nay, duty.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 11:23 PM
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18. just for you
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgDzCDSLxOg
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 11:25 PM
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19. LOL
:toast:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 11:03 PM
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16. I have it right here.
I will give it back when you send $20K to my paypal account.

You should have locked it down if you didn't want someone to take it- it looked like you were just asking to be taken advantage of.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 11:37 PM
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22. Did you leave a chair in the space?
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-02-09 02:12 PM
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25. Chicks, man.
Always takin' our stuff.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-02-09 02:16 PM
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26. You also had a handicapped sticker on your car that you didn't need..
Didn't you asshole? :hide:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-02-09 06:39 PM
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27. run into her car with your Volkswagen beetle, ala Kathy Bates...
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 07:45 AM
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29. That's odd. I was planning to smash her ankles with a sledgehammer, a la Kathy Bates
My insurance isn't as good as hers in FGT.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-02-09 07:23 PM
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28. Sucks to be you!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 07:49 AM
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30. A woman needs a bicycle like
a fish needs a parking space.

:shrug:

mark
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 01:39 PM
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31. What you need are some soulful spirituals:
(Sing to the tune of "Ain't Gonna Let Nobody Turn Me 'Round)

Aint gonna let no dame
steal my space
steal my space
Aint gonna let no dame
steal my space
I'm gonna keep on drivin'
keep on wheelin'
parkin' in whitey freedom manland
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-03-09 09:31 PM
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34. NO FAT CHICKS!!
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