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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-12-09 11:03 PM
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FOR SALE: 242 pairs of quality used suspenders.
Due to anticipated high demand, I will not be responding to this post. Please see my website if you have any questions.

All suspenders have only been worn once or twice, and are made from the highest quality materials.

They are sorted by both color and the type of condiment stains on them (ie: ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, horseradish, relish, unknown condiment, multiple condiments).

$4.99 per pair, $4.98 per pair of you buy 10 pairs or more.

Thank you.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-12-09 11:09 PM
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1. I'll take 10 if you throw in free shipping.
also, I want you to send me all of them with a SASE and I'll send you back the 232 pairs I don't want.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-12-09 11:34 PM
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2. I heard a rumor...
The entire 242 has been purchased by a Scottish midget terrorist group. They will be used to attack men in kilts. LFP, I implore you, PLEASE reconsider this sale! :cry:
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-12-09 11:45 PM
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3. I got forty red white and blue shoe strings, and a thousand telephones that don't ring.
Do you know where I can get rid of these things?
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-12-09 11:54 PM
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4. what about the socks?
Do you have any suspenders for the socks?
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