Limerick flame war

Following the success of last week's haiku flame war, lets raise the linguistic bar, and have a limerick flame war. (All limericks must be your own original work.)

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Once more into the breech, my dear friends!
Let us wage a flame war without end!
Let slip dogs of war
(Oh, and your mother's a whore...)
Attack, and attack, then hit 'send'!

You're wrong and I'm right and that's it
What you think isn't worth to me shit
If you dare to repost
I will make of you toast
And all here will think you are a twit


-sheesh-

Back to work.:crazy:

I never will argue with fools.
Your logic is faulty.
Your attitude's haughty.
Which makes you an insufferable tool.

Which I must point out, I do fear
You're lacking in wit
And your rhymes ain't for shit
Don't look now, but you've tin in your ear

From my challenge Tee Ex Lib will shrink
But this thread has now died
And he hasn't replied
Perhaps he's just getting a drink

Your posts have the wit of F. Gump.
I know it sounds crude,
and perhaps a bit rude:
With your poems I did wipe my rump.

To a man who has drunk lots of gin
While thinking you swagger
Your prose it doth stagger
Did I mention your ear's made of tin?

And how'd you respond? Diatribe!
There's no thought in your head.
I think you're brain-dead.
The solution for you: cyanide!

I ripped off a huge smelly fart
In comparing the two
The resemblence is few
My gas is much closer to art.

Don't assume I will give you a pass
If you dig yourself deeper
And call me a freeper
Dude, I will hit alert on your ass

I see two posters with a hot angry glow;
They go at each other
Insulting the other's mother
Their souls are about to be sold

The GunDungeon is a good place to meet
Sometimes it is filled with bleeps
The Second Amendment
is the forum's impediment
But all in all, it's a good place to keep.

Whether obnoxious, conservative, or just rude
These banned members were quite often crude
We look forward to the day they'll get their grave
and say, let it be to all rule-breaking knaves!
And yet...we'll miss their feuds...

I’ll try to use more simple words
For those with minds like feeble birds
Such as stealth Freepers
Goat and yak keepers,
And of course, those odd physics nerds. ;-)



What a big turkey. How we point and mock.
We mock your notions and your silly hat
Your candidate is goofy…policies a crock.
We mock you ‘cause you’re skinny or you’re fat.
Your problems all are your own foolish work
We point out your mistakes and laugh with glee.
We’ll record each time you act a true jerk
Remind you of your shameful drunken spree
We’ll scoff at things you nurture passion for
Snicker up our sleeves about your sex life
When you leave, don’t let your ass harm our door
And one more thing: you look like Barney Fife!
You could never hope to be the lib’rul
That I am, for sure. Your grammar’s awful.

ditto-headed trolls come a-creepin,
you're an ugly web blight,
better left outta sight,
lest expect a DU admin bleepin!

and their contents were more scat than cerebral.
You should all be embarrassed
since nobody's been harrassed
by such taunts more befitting a Weeble.