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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-27-09 11:43 PM
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Confucious say ...
Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-27-09 11:45 PM
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1. Confucious say ...
Man with hand in pocket not always counting change.
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-27-09 11:46 PM
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2. He also said...
Man who mistakes gunpowder for cocaine really blows his mind. :-)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-27-09 11:46 PM
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3. Confucious say ...
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-27-09 11:48 PM
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4. Confucious say ...
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Oldtimeralso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 12:18 AM
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5. Confucious say ...
man who loses key to girlfriend's apartment gets no newkey!
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insanity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 12:24 AM
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6. He is believed to have said
that man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 12:44 PM
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7. more
:)
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 12:55 PM
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8. Confucious say...
Edited on Sat Nov-28-09 01:20 PM by hippywife
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Wisdom/confucius001.htm

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/ssplasher/xconfucious.html
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 01:22 PM
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9. Thanks for the link!
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 01:34 PM
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10. Sounded like
you were jonesin' for much more so I looked 'em up. :rofl: :hi:
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