Fuck the whole Tiger Woods "scandal" and golf in general...his handicap, his sex life, fuck it all.

Amerigo Vespucci

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Fri Dec-04-09 08:11 PM
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Fuck the whole Tiger Woods "scandal" and golf in general...his handicap, his sex life, fuck it all.

I'm sorry, I don't care who Tiger had sex with, and what fire hydrant he hit, or his golf score.

Number of minutes I spent each week thinking about golf and / or Tiger Woods BEFORE his affair and accident: 0 minutes.

Number of minutes I spent each week thinking about golf and / or Tiger Woods AFTER his affair and accident: 0 minutes.

Chris Rock was right. The media needs to get a fucking LIFE.

That is all.

:rofl:

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graywarrior

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Fri Dec-04-09 08:14 PM
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1. I have no idea what is going on with Tiger because I don't listen to any of it.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Fri Dec-04-09 08:23 PM
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3. Off my radar. 100% off my damned radar.

That may sound ODD coming from a guy who has posted MORE THAN HIS FAIR SHARE of Britney Spears posts, but...

...YES, Tiger's dad BELIEVED in him.

YES, Tiger won many golf tournaments.

But I don't give a rat's ass about GOLF, I don't give a rat's ass about TIGER (or who Tiger boned)...

so I SALUTE your refusal to sign up for the Tiger Tabloid Alerts.

:patriot:

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Ptah

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Fri Dec-04-09 08:14 PM
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2. He's changing his name to Cheeta

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Fri Dec-04-09 08:24 PM
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4. OH, BEHAVE.

:rofl:

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