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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 09:11 AM
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213 things never to do in the Military...
Might have been posted here, but I think its hilarious!

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html


Some of the better ones:

29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

52. Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.

60. ?The Giant Space Ants' are not at the top of my chain of command.

66. There is no ?Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia.

116. Crucifying mice - bad idea.

and it keeps going. Hi-Larious!

:)
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JaySherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 09:12 AM
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1. Do not enlist.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 09:56 AM
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2. I did, and I don't see it as a bad thing.
Your post was really short, so I'm not sure how to take it. My Air Force years were some of the best years of my life.
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JaySherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 10:08 AM
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4. I'm not knocking military people
I'm just saying right now in G.W.B.'s army, don't do it.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 10:36 AM
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5. Oh hell yeah!
I agree with you FULLY on that one! Good call!
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 10:00 AM
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3. Number 104
"Vodka, green food coloring, and a ‘Cool Mint’ Listerine® bottle is not a good combination."

really cracked me up! This guy is Gomer Pyle with a demonic twist.

:D }( :+ :7 :evilgrin: :silly:
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