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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:09 PM
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Warnings Or Pat Advice Your Mother Gave You .....
If you don't stop, your face is going to freeze like that.

You're going to break every bone in your body.

If ***** jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you?
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:10 PM
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1. Don't run with those.
Generally scissors
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:11 PM
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2. You're going to break your neck. NT
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Alenne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:13 PM
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3. Always wear clean underwear.
You could have an accident and everybody at the hospital will know you are wearing dirty underwear.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:35 PM
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4. Clean your Bong (n/t)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:37 PM
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5. See what happens....?
Always said after I hurt myself somehow or other. :hi:
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analogman Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:38 PM
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6. You'll shoot your eye out.
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analogman Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:38 PM
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7. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
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analogman Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:39 PM
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8. Wait at least 30 minutes after eating before going swimming.
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analogman Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:39 PM
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9. Don't go outside on a cold day with wet hair...you'll catch a cold?
WTF? Somebody wanna fill me in on her logic?
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analogman Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:40 PM
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10. Don't fill up on bread.
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analogman Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:40 PM
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11. Don't sit so close to the TV, it'll make you go blind.
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mulethree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-04 05:44 PM
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12. Don't watch that crap, itt'll rot your brain out. n/t
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